Why do you love pigs so much?
─ Anonymous

I don’t know. I just do. It goes back a long way, I think. The first movie I ever went to see in theaters was Babe when I was like a year old. The first chapter book I ever read by myself was Boxcar Children, but right after that it was Charlotte’s Web. I was kinda obsessed with it. I used to draw all these pictures of Wilbur and Krista playing together instead of doing my schoolwork (I was being homeschooled then). And they’re just my favorite animal all around. I think they’re just way too cute and they make great pets and let’s face it, I squeal every time I see a cute picture of a pig. Or, if you want the simple version, as my sister says, “It’s because she’s Krista and she’s weird.”

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What IS this? I want a giant foamy tower to shoot up in my kitchen so I can feel like a mad scientist. Please and thank you.